Scene between PHALLIS and her housekeeper, DONELLE.
PHALLIS: Donelle, I can't find my library card.
DONELLE: Did you look in the ash tray?
PHALLIS: I'm serious, Donelle. I need something to read that will put me to sleep.
DONELLE: Miz'Schafley, there's always da' Bible.
PHALLIS: Don't blaspheme.
DONELLE: It works for your husband.
(mild canned laughter)
PHALLIS: You keep talking like that and you'll get a ticket straight to Hell!
DONELLE: Not on these wages.
(loud canned laughter)
PHALLIS: How rude. Why, I have half a mind -
DONELLE: You said it.
PHALLIS: How would you like the back of my hand?
DONELLE: How would you like this mop up your ass?
PHALLIS: Well, I never!
DONELLE: That's not what the mailman says.