Three little maids with news are we,
Fast as a photo-op can be,
Tried everything but bribery,
Oh! Three little maids are we!






HYDE-HO:
I let a girl sit on my lap.

KINI-STAR:
All little girls have a phone to tap.

FLINT-FLINT:
Let's move along I've heard this crap.




      ALL:
    Three in the news are we.
    Three little maids with news are we.





Three in the news we're on a tether,
Tossed like a feather, stormy weather,
Don't have a clue but we're together ...
Three little maids are we.
Three in the ne-eeews are we.



HYDE HO: First with the news - my affair disclose.

KINI-STAR: Next with the news - all my threats expose.

FLINT-FLINT: Find me a gal and I'll suck her toes.


ALL:
Three in the news are we.
Three in the news are we.



HYDE HO: That's three in the news take one away.

KINI-STAR: Two in the news not a thing to say.

FLINT-FLINT: I'll find a girl if I have to pay.



ALL:
Three in the news are we.
Three in the news are we.




Three little maids we're on a tether,
Tossed like a feather, stormy weather,
Don't have a clue but we're together ...
Three little maids are we.
Three in the ne-eeews are we.



- from Gilbert and Sullivan's THE MIKADO -




 MAX CITY