Christian Network Television

"We've got the programs God watches!"



SING CALYPSO WITH PAT ROBERTSON! (MIDI MUSIC LOADING)



         
The season is always greener,
On somebody else's show,
You think about switchin' channels,
But dat's not de way to go.
Just look at the sea around me,
These angelfish workin' late,
Such heavenly things surround me,
Now - who gonna pass the plate?




On CNT. On CNT.
Brother it's better,
Fill up a letter,
Send it to me.
On NBC they got Today,
On CNT we got to pray.
Sheer jubilation,
My TV station,
Watch CNT!



     



Affiliates jugglin' time slots,
The networks is nervous - wait,
Doz' Simpsons is talkin' dirty,
But dirty ain't on my plate.
Pornography come in email,
Dis' Internet full of lies,
For goodness and infotainment,
My prayer-waves fill the skies.


On CNT. On CNT.
Miss Tammy Fay,
When she starts to sway,
There's music in me.
They got ER and CNN,
We got the Lord and Benny Hinn.
If you want healing,
Hard news with feeling,
Watch CNT!

See CNT.
Bombs in da shoolyard,
Europe a boneyard,
Not fit to see.
Women on Lifetime got to choose,
We got the Devil on the loose,
Pay through the Spirit,
Brother I hear it,
See CNT!

With Gen we begin
Commandments is ten
Leviticus law
King Dave in the raw
There's Amos and Job
And Ruth with the strobe
I testify dey saw!
With Luke we rebuke
On Mark we remark
Dat Paul has some gall
And John got the spark
Hear Matt how he rails
And Acts like it sells
And each one writ by males!

On CNT. On CNT.
Reverent programs,
Here we got no hams,
S'modest like me.
Running on Fox they got McBeal,
We got the Lord Let's Make a Deal,
Pay through the Spirit,
Brother I hear it,
On CNT!

On CNT. On CNT.
Money is better,
Stuff me a letter,
No COD.
They say the hate crimes caused by us,
We say don't worry, what's the fuss.
Our ministrations,
Shun aberrations,
Watch CNT!

Here there's elation,
White 'mancipation,
Watch CNT!

It's inspiration
My TV station
No cheap sensation
No male castration
No animation
No more PlayStation on CNT!




[Music by the great Alan Menkin. Revised lyrics by Max Pearson.]


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