Women, terrible women. Children, pets.
Children? You can't be serious.
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SER SVLPICIVS GALBA
Coffee break's over! Back on your heads!
You have to stay on them every minute.
Hitler's second incarnation was that of an adorable Jewish
male child. During circumcision the scalpel slipped and -
Your reputation as the Father of Lies is well-deserved.
If I'm lying I'm dying.
Aside from everything else, such a warped theology
would be unreasonably cruel. Why, it would test -
The patience of Job? Yes, I suspect it would. And
Job knows a few things about Unreasoning Cruelty.
What about pets? Surely there's no sane
excuse for inflicting pain on dumb animals.
Who you calling dumb?
Say Barbara, are you hungry?
Can I interest you in a hotdog?
Horrible, absolutely horrible.
Is this your sick idea of a joke?
Too obvious?
Adolescent humor usually is.
Ouch!
Who is that ahead? It's so dark.
It's your current emperor of morality.
Pat Robertson? I don't believe my eyes.
I don't believe your eyes, either. But you know,
Barb, Pat was once the Roman Emperor Galba.
His persecution of Christians is the stuff of legends!
And in this life he persecutes everyone but Christians.
That's right. You're getting the hang of it.
Excuse me, there seems to be a problem in the Employees Lounge.
Union?
They wish.
There's only one more exhibit.
One more exhibit.
Yes, but I'm afraid it's not open yet.
That's all right, Scratch. I've got enough here to -
Here to what? You're not going anywhere.
TO BE CONTINUED